Wonder why there are so many assholes in real life? Ever considered blaming comicbooks?

I’m here to show you examples of protagonists in innocent-looking comics that can be real assholes sometimes.

Here we see how Donald Duck responds to Goofy’s slapstick antics. Isn’t Donald such an asshole?

Here we see Superman reacting to a Father’s Day gift from his son. I don’t know if there’s a Father’s Day in Krypton, but seriously? What an asshole.

There is an entire website dedicated to superjerks like him.

Here we see a new employee in Dilbert’s office, aptly named Topper. Whatever you say about anything, he will top it. Do you have assholes like him in your workplace?

I guess we all love to hate Garfield already, but I can’t help but to wonder why Jon puts up with his asshole cat.

Ever had any friends who pretends to care, but in reality doesn’t want you to be happy? Meet Reggie Mantle, Archie’s asshole friend.

I rest my case. Does anyone know of any other assholes in comics?

Now that I have your attention, please read carefully.

First, I’d like to express my gratitude for your support and love for those who listened and purchased my music. However, I’m announcing that I am shutting down ‘Justin Wong’ the Facebook group.

The first reason for doing so is the advent of Facebook Pages. Musicians can now create a profile there instead, with more features in it. Plus I don’t believe in creating Facebook groups for small reasons.

The second reason is that I am no longer writing music under the name Justin Wong anytime in the near future. I am now using “Crowd of None” as my pseudonym (if not band name) to identify myself and my new sound. Artists like Five for Fighting, A Fine Frenzy, and even Nine Inch Nails did the same thing.

I am currently seeking the attention of proper studios/labels to help me produce my new material. To listen to my demo tracks, head over to crowdofnone.com.

For the few of you who like my music, I am keeping my iLike account intact. If you want, you can become a fan there. You can find links there as well.
http://apps.facebook.com/ilike/artist/justin+wong
Also, you can now get my entire album on mp3 for USD5.00 here:
http://cdbaby.com/cd/wongjustin

I thank you all once again for everything, I hope I’m not alienating anyone as I tread new ground. Bookmark the links, because I’m no longer updating this group. In fact, please leave the group so I can delete once I’m the only one left.

Alive and well,
Justin Wong

I shall now demonstrate to you the art of RickRolling.

Click here to continue reading “The art of RickRolling”

One day, I bought onions. I put them in my kitchen shelf. A couple of weeks later, I see this.

Looks like one of my onions is a Bee Gees fan, since its alive and stayed that way. Next thing I knew, another one become a fan. So I isolated them and left them alone for another few months.

Its amazing that these babies can survive without water, soil, and sunlight for so long. It just kept growing and growing in my kitchen. I finally disposed of them as of writing. I wouldn’t want to receive calls from the USDA, FBI, or MIB.