The end of my Principles of Advertising paper this morning marks the beginning of my first summer to be spent here in the land of American States. Allow me to initiate a common spoken ritual to be performed out of obligation.

WOOOOHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!

Now that we got that over with, I shall announce in a hush manner my next project. I plan to finish it during the summer, and to give you all a hint, it is musical in nature. If/As I make progress in completing my most ambitious project yet, my announcements will be bigger and bigger. Trust me on that.

In the meantime, I will be working every weekday hence less things to blog about except for the aforementioned project. You can all interact with me via Facebook.

So you ate something that came out of the far reaches of your microwave oven, or overlooked the small print that tells you the last day your pack of wings is edible. However you get it, theres no denying it when something normally solid becomes liquid, and it smells like the space between your toes times 1000. Congratulations, you have diarrhea.

And then you realize that you just spent your last penny on that HDTV you always wanted, or you’re just too lazy to walk that half mile to that clinic. Worry not, you don’t need to buy any medication for your forsaken condition. I was stricken by the curse recently and have learned the right way to treat it.
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