Not all mutants in the world of X-Men has super cool powers. They often get left out from all the action because their powers are so boring. One of them formed a support group to help these boring mutants to maintain their self-esteem.

Steve: Hello everyone, welcome to mutants with boring powers anonymous. I trust that all of you fit that description. We will now take turns to introduce ourselves. I’ll start. My name is Steve and I have the power to digest food very slowly.

Larry: Er.. hi. I’m Larry. I uh.. have the power to live a very very long time, provided I don’t get killed.

Steve: Sounds boring enough. You’re welcome here. Can you get killed by disease?

Larry: I’m not sure. I might..

Steve: Okay, next?

Megan: Hello, I’m Megan. I.. I can make traffic lights go green.

Larry: Really? That’s impressive. Why are you here, then?

Megan: It takes a few moments before the effect takes place. So nobody actually believes me.

Steve: Damn, that’s sad. Next?

Phil: Hi, I’m.. Phil. And.. I can balance an egg on a spoon.

*4 seconds of silence*

Larry: Can’t everybody do that?

Phil: Have you tried doing it?

Larry: I… no.

Phil: Then don’t judge me.

Steve: Oh…. kay. Next?

Tom: Hi, I’m Tom. And I can talk to animals.

Megan: That’s doesn’t sound very boring..

Steve: Hmmm… you really can talk to any animal?

Tom: Yes.

Megan: That’s not boring at all. You can make a whole movie out of it.

Phil: Yeah. Get out, you freeloader.. and don’t let me see you flicking another doughnut before you leave.

Tom: Or you’ll what? Balance an egg on my spoon?

Phil: Why, you-

*Both stood up and stared menacingly at each other*

Steve: People, people, calm down. Tom, I’m afraid talking to animals doesn’t qualify as boring.

Tom: Fine, I’ll go. But you’ll regret it, ya hear?

Phil: Damn these freeloaders…

Megan: Good riddance.

Steve: Well now, let’s not spite him shall we? Where were we?

Gary: Hi, my name is Gary and… I can open my skin pores at will.

*participants clapped their hands*