This is the continuing series of the above title. To better understand the humour in it, you should have at least watched any of the original Harry Potter movies or read any of the books, preferably The Half Blood Prince. Enjoy.

The time to return to Dogwarts: school of bitchcraft and gizzardry has come upon the inseperable three. Buying books the day before that was an adventure in itself; it took two hours to remove ‘The handy handbook to the human bowels’ from Ron’s rear passage. From that day onwards, he twitches everytime he sees a pair of tweezers.

Harry stepped into the familiar train, looking back to see the Weasels waving from Platform 9.75. As he waved back, the magically automatic doors closed; he found Ron in the middle of the queue to use the onboard foosball tables. Moments later, as he advanced to the lavatories, Harry and Hermione, whose hair was clearly messed up, exited from the same cubicle, right in front of him. Ron gave a ‘Hey, what about me?’. Hermione then sighed, pulled him into that cubicle, and locked the door. Harry tidied his hair and took Ron’s spot in the queue.

Fifteen minutes passed when Ron joined Harry to wait in line. As Ron tidied his hair, he attempted to strike an intelligent conversation.

Ron : So I heard that Mr. Cornelius (his last name is not usually mentioned as it is too vulgar) has stepped down as the Minister?

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : And I heard that he is being replaced by Mr. Rufus Scrimwhatever?

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : I wonder who the new Defence against the Dark Arts teacher is.

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : That didn’t make sense..

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : Okay that one did. Anywho, do you think Draco Malfunc is up to something this time?

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : What, he’s gonna carry out a plot to assassinate the one person that posed a biggest threat to Whatsisname?

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : Wait, isn’t that a spoiler?

Harry: Yeah.

Ron : Should I shut up now?

Harry: Yeah.

To be continued…

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