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25 November 2005

November 25th, 2005. Filed under: Blog

I could not think of a better title. My creativity has been sapped by my own laziness. My study break begins and I am not yet prepared for the finals which will commence 2nd December. Aren’t we all the procrastinators? No? I’m doomed.

I finally finished my Italian homework and most of my second lab report. I have an excuse to wait a bit on my lab report this time: I have to wait till Dr. Goh returns the first lab report to guide us on the second. He pushed back the deadline for a total of ten days. Like, wow.

Joblessness is the air that I breathe. In fact, I’m still wearing my jammies as I type this, and I got up almost three hours ago, at eleven (I set my alarm at nine). Been downloading some Star Wars Kid, Saturday Night Live, Family Guy and what not. I think that SNL’s Celebrity Jeapordy is simply hilarious, the contestants can expertly give the dumbest answers in the universe.

There’s nothing I can blog about as I ‘prepare’ (notice the quotation marks) for exams. So lemme give you some highlights of what’s coming December.

- More Harry Gonner
- An updated Star Wars Spinoffs
- The continuation of Songfest, my short story
- Some awesome pictures of Pusat Bandar Damansara
- Will try to come up with more Richard & Rashid

TTFN, huhuhuhu..

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Short story: Songfest

November 22nd, 2005. Filed under: Essays

This is part one of a short story I’ve written as a college assignment. I had a pretty good score so I thought you guys might enjoy it.

It was the end of the day’s lessons, the extra-curricular activities were about to begin. The corridor was half-filled with college students; each had their own business to attend to. Among them was a boy, standing still and was staring at a poster on a wall that nobody else had cared about. The wildly colorful illustrations on the poster had the word printed large: ‘Songfest’. Dominic had the most curious look on his face as he scanned the details of Songfest for the fourth time.

He walked off filled with wonder. An opportunity like this does not come by very often, and for Dominic, it could be something that can change his life. But he had no reason to believe that he could even qualify; inferiority always had the best of him. The audition was two weeks away.

The double doors opened to reveal the green grass, the blue sky, and the whispering trees, all in a picture-perfect sight. Canaries chirped their way into spring, while the blooming lilies greeted the sun. Des Glaines was a simple town, devoid of skyscrapers and congestion; most of its inhabitants walked or cycled. The shop lots were just a couple of blocks away from Lumina College. This time the journey had never seemed shorter, for Dominic had walked pre-occupied.

Stopping by a music store, Dominic greeted the old shopkeeper, who was polishing a violin.

“Afternoon, Mr. Wayne.”

“Dominic, welcome, welcome. What can I do for you?” said Wayne, putting down the violin.

“Songfest,” said Dominic. “An audition will be held right here in Des Glaines.”

“I know, I heard. Looks like I don’t have to tell you to try out,” Wayne spoke slowly.

“But I don’t know if I could.”

“And why not?”

“I… I don’t know,”

“Well,” Wayne got up and reached for a drawer. “I remember the first time you came into this store, wanting to learn to play the guitar.” Dominic listened like a curious little child. “You were all nervous… but your father was supportive. I was willing to teach, and you were willing to learn. A slow start, but look at you now. You have learned well. I understand that you have been writing?”

“Yeah, I have. But I don’t know if they’re any good.”

“Oh, nonsense. If you write, you’re eligible, aren’t you?”

“Well, yeah. I… I’m just not…”

“What’s the grand prize?”

“It’s uh… a scholarship, at Berkeley’s School of Music.”

“My, my. That’s more extravagant then last year. You want it don’t you?”

“I guess…”

“Then remember this: if you want something, you have to take the first step.”

Dominic looked up at his old teacher. Those very words set him reminiscing his days learning music under his wing. In his mind, he scanned the memories he had right there at that music store. Wayne handed him a pick with his wrinkly but steady hands.

“Take this. I hope you will see in it everything you have learned from me.”

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Lame jokes in BM

November 15th, 2005. Filed under: Humour

As compiled by Hew Mun Yoke

TEKA-TEKI YANG PERLU DIBERI PENAMPAR

1) Minyak ape yang disukai oleh lelaki?
Answer: MINYAKsikan pertandingan bolasepak Liga-M

2) Kuih ape yang bungkusnya di dalam, isinya di luar?
Answer: Kuih salah bikin.

3) Binatang ape power Karate?
Answer: Kuda belang.cube kira brape black belt dia ade.

4) Siape yang menemukan dompet kulit?
Answer: Yang menemukan dompet kulit tersebut tolong pulangkan kepada saye.

5) Pintu ape yang walaupun dengan 10 org pun tak leh nak tolak?
Answer: Pintu yang ade tulis ‘TARIK’

6) Saya ade 3 kepala, 4 tangan dan 5 kaki…siapakah saya?
Answer: Pembohong…

7) Apa dia ‘Jauh di mata, dekat di hati’?
Answer: Usus

8) Binatang ape yang seluruh anggota tubuhnya kat kepala?
Answer: Kutu rambut

9) Nenek sape jalannya meloncat-loncat?
Answer: Neneknye si katak

10) Knape lelaki jarang kene penyakit anjing gila?
Answer: Sbb lelaki ni kan ‘buaya’hehe

11) Ape beza sekretari baik ngan sekretari kurang baik?
Answer: – kebaikannya lah

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Pure wicked coincidence

November 12th, 2005. Filed under: Blog

This is a story of PURE WICKED COINCIDENCE. Brace yourselves.

One fine day, some guy who came across my blog added me on his MSN. After my Yoruichi post, wushu_whc only wanted to befriend a fellow Bleach fan like myself. I accepted. Check out his Rukia fanblog.

The next day, another guy came across my blog and added me as well. Smashpop added me for fun, he had no idea I was a Bleach fan. First coincidence: two guys added me on MSN within the span of 48 hours, when nobody had actually added me from my blog ever before.

Second coincidence: Smashpop was a Bleach fan. I only assumed he was because wushu_whc was one as well. That makes all three of us being Bleach fans.

So lets recap. Two guys, both Bleach fans, added me on MSN from my e-mail address at my blog at almost the same time. Now get this. Third coincidence: wushu_whc and smashpop know each other.

Wicked.