February 24th, 2010. Filed under: Blog
Just got bigger:
I am now giving up dealing Blackjack.
Other things I hmph at:
Coca-Cola/Pepsi (It’s bad for you)
DotA
Internet Explorer 6
Friendster
McDonald’s (In the past three years, I’ve only been less than five times)
Plastic bags
Heroes (The TV show. It’s so bad I’m surprised the ratings are not…. zeroes)
CRT Monitors
Lets see.. dial-up internet
Wait that’s it? I still use everything else? I am such a whore.
February 12th, 2010. Filed under: Humour
I won’t call myself a music critic, but I’ve come across some song lyrics so bad it makes my ears secrete pus. Here I shall list some.
Lady Gaga – Just Dance
“Where are my keys? I lost my phone.”
This song encourages you to not give a damn should you be in such circumstances.
Black Eyed Peas – My Humps
“My humps, my humps, my humps, my humps, my humps.”
The language used in literary arts hundreds of years ago is more civilized than this.
Police – De Do Do Do De Da Da Da
“De do do do, de da da da. Is all I want to say to you.”
I’m not from the era so somebody tell me what this means.
Usher – Yeah
“Yeah.”
No.
T-Pain – Can’t Believe It
“Put you in the mansion, somewhere in Wiscansin.”
What, you can’t find another word that rhymes with ‘mansion’, that you have to make one up?
Nelly – Hot in Herre
“It’s gettin’ hot in here (so hot) So take off all your clothes”
There no subtlety in this world anymore.
Kanye West – Diamonds are Forever
“Now all I need is y’all to pronounce my name. Its Kanye – But some of my plastic – they still say Kane”
Way to place a plug in about yourself in your own song, dude.
Jonas Brothers – Paranoid
“That’s why my ex is still my ex”
How insecure does the listener have to be to warrant such an assurance?
January 26th, 2010. Filed under: Blog
I just realized this blog has been down for some days. It is now fixed.
And now, back to our regular programming…
January 2nd, 2010. Filed under: Blog
Ten years ago I was 13.
Ten years ago I started high school.
Ten years ago I did absolutely nothing I am able to do now.
Pretty amazing how much you can learn in ten years.
That alone is enough to motivate for the next ten years.